1 - You will not talk about
telling it how it is.
2 - We tell it how it is.
3 - You will be told how it is
here.
4 - If you do something not
how it is meant to be done,
we will tell you.
5 - We are always right.
6 - WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!
7 - Even if we are wrong, or
were misinformed, refer to
rule 5, and if confusion
continues, then to rule 6.
8 - If you take offence, don't.
and if you still do, refer to to
rule 8.