Chillax

Finally, a Saturday morning where we can chillax. No early morning soccer, no nothing. Only my warm bed and a bowl of oatmeal.

I went for a walk down the street and this car drove down the wrong side of the road, because they thought it'd be cool for a change. They didn't realise a bus was coming the other way however, and their reckless behaviour made this bus swerve and CRASH into a electricity tower. Everyone shat themselves (except for me, because I am bad-ass). This caused the tower to crash and all the overhead wires came down electrocuting approximately 26 people and a dog. As you all know it was raining like jesus and all the electricity wires came down in the water which created a giant short circuit, causing a giant spark to jump over to the next tower which made it explode. The explosion was so powerful i was propelled into the air and flew through this window of a nearby house.

Mike Tyson was living in the house and he thought he was a fucking trooper. So i ripped his head of and ate it, just to prove i am more bad-ass than he is. It ruled.